artlikemusic

I jumped on Chuck Norris in the line at the bank because im sexy and I do what I want

[I wrote this a couple years ago while i was still in highschool. It made me laugh so what the hell... enjoy... ps. ignore all grammar/spelling/whatever mistakes lol] (based on a true story which has been both grossly over exaggerated, and littered with lies) i step up to the counter, its my turn to order. i have picked my selection very carefully out of the abundant choices displayed to the consumer. a spicy chicken wrap. that is what im going to order. that is what im going to get. i have made up my mind; the countless seconds of standing motionless, peering at the menu overhead, eyes squinted, forehead creased, mind numbed in concent